My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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