Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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