Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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