Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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