? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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