How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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