he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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