Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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