ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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