Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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