it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
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