I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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