no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
50% drunk capacity currently
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Randomize
