That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You brought string cheese to the strip club
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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