I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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