I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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