Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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