I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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