she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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