Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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