everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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