it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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