god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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