hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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