there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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