its not stalking. its research.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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