According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
