So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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