That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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