were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I wish they made helmets for livers.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Watching her eat just hurts me
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
