glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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