I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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