I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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