I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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