Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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