Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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