You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
And the cops told us we were all naked.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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