You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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