I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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