Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
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