Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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