We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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