we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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