So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Well I just put wine in my tea
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
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