well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
this will be a night to untag.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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