i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Hippo gnu deer
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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