I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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