But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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