so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
is that a dick in a sweater?
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