If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I could fuck to npr.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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