Well douche your snatch and let's go!
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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