but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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