Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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