i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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