IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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